To be sung to the tune of "Do YouReally Want To Hurt Me" by Culture Club
I'm doing time
To realise my crime
Photos you tried to steal,
So I trapped you inside my house
Rather surreal
Did you really want to hurt me,
I didn't really want to make you cry,
I only wanted you to do me,
But into my private life you pry,
On my laptop a disc you were burning,
Oh what a sneaky whore you are,
Sixteen months the judge did tell me,
I took a step, a step too far
Did you really want to hurt me?
I strapped you down and then I made you cry
For stealing pictures of my PC,
Now I'm in prison and it makes me cry!
