It seems like Hollywood may be about to get Credit Crunched!Film makers in Tinseltown are expected to have their belts tightened this year, as entertainment is always a major casulty in any recession. It's probably the most depressing part of the financial buggeration so far...I hate the idea of Robert Dinero not being able to remain frugal in cat pyjamas.
With that in mind, and with Hollywood's penchant for remaking classic films in recent history, I've come up with some low-budget "re-imaginings" for the LA directors to put their ever-shrinking coffers into. So read on, and a note to Mr. Spielburg: Any of these ideas will cost you £2.50 or a fish supper.
Bridge On The River Severn
A Fistful of Coppers (closely follwed by For a Few Coppers More)
1 Angry Man
The 3 Spartans
Lawrence Of Altringham
Night Of The Living
Hope that helps until the money comes back...failing that, just pay Al Pacino in Rich Tea biscuits!
